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  2. yoncevevo:

    teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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  3. imsoshive:

    when your friends making plans, but you broke

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  4. penceyprepofficial:

    you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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  7. cloudy-dreamers:

    armadillo:

    jehovahs:

    armadillo:

    WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

    accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this dumb

    Don’t be a bitch all ur life

    Well explain Lily Allen and her very English accent when she sings mr jehovahs!!1!11!!1

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  8. darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

    darksigyn:

    mattg124:

    angrynerdyblogger:

    straight-up-juggahos:

    kendralynora:

    buginateacup:

    jaydenw:

    whitepajamas:

    automatonic-absinthe:

    isaia:

    rosswoodpark:

    time-for-maps:

    this changes everything oh my god

    do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

    I drive for 45 minutes and im like

    a city over 

    I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

     #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

    Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

    image

    If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

    If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

    image

    If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

    If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

    If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

    I can’t drive. 

    I will use this post to explain tumblr

    (via alienbeautyy)

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  9. Can’t do. Interferes with my tumblr schedule.

    Can’t do. Interferes with my tumblr schedule.

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  10. mother: you need to stop playing the sims.

    me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

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